GROCERY STORE WARS

I think this is a strange way of expressing your feelings about Star Wars, but then it's still a parody with potatoes and cucumbers. Being immortal I enjoy non-GMO (genetically modified organisms) farm produce. I want to educate non-immortals they are potentially hurting themselves by eating the dark side of the farm. This film educates while it entertains and made me laugh a lot even though I don't think George Lucas made it. I don't think George Lucas is an immortal like me, but I will ask him.

Transformers Stop Motion

This is the best amateur stop motion I've seen.

Thy Yellowest Story Ever Told

Of course it got good ratings! There are so many Simpsons fans in the world, it's impossible that it didn't get good ratings. The movie was not that funny, yet there were some parts that made you giggle. I am a Simpsons fan myself, but in my opinion the tv show is way more hilarious than the big screen version. If you have every Simpsons comic book ever created, I strongly urge you to go see this movie.

Dancing Noodle Aliens

This weird yet confusing macaroni and cheese commercial gets me every time! I can't figure out how they did it or why they did it. The food companies these days are destroying the very fabric of our soon to be American Citizens' minds as we speak!

Transformers For The DS

I am back from my secret mission which could have had something to do with the picture on my last post, or it could've been a total mistake.
I currently own the Transformers game on the Wii. Now my objective is to get both of the Transformers DS games. I've been researching them for a while and I feel like I should get them for my Portable Nintendo Double Screen.

Top Secret Cryptozoological Government Mission

I am sad to inform you I am going abroad for a week or so on a mission. A top secret government mission. A government that may or may not be your government. All I can tell you is it or may not deal with cryptozoology and the picture above has absolutely nothing to do with it. I can tell you no more without endangering your life. Upon my return I will give my review of the greatest movie in recorded human history, Transformers. Disregard the man behind the curtain.

Bots!!! MMORPG

Bots is a very colorful MMORPG. You create your own bot, Then choose a name for it, and battle or transform your way to victory! It's very well put together and it's totally FREE! The game has three modes of play:
1.Sector, which is basically just fighting by yourself or fighting side by side with a friend.
2.Player vs. Player, to play this you might want to be a little higher lvl than 10, because you'll get whooped. But you get to battle someone just like you, or you can go with the easiest solution and battle a new person that doesn't know how to fight.
3.Base, Base is fun when you really know how to play. You pick a side either blue or red, then you can play with two people or six people.(however you want it)Then you get to rome around cool backgrounds and fight your way to the enemy base. Then try your hardest at defeating the base.(trust me it's not that hard)
Overall this game is very well made. And is fun for people who like hack and slash games. Please try it out.

The Real Transformers Showdown! Who Will Win?

This showdown between Transformer Geeks is pretty entertaining considering they made the costumes themselves. I was the first one to make a Mecha and gave the idea to the Japanese so they could fight Godzilla and still have ten fingers on their hands.

Transformers Movie 7-4-7

Transformers - Trailer #2
Dueling alien races, the Autobots and the Decepticons, bring their battle to Earth, leaving the future of humankind hanging in the balance.

This movie is gonna rock! (AHEM) This movie will be an absolutely beautiful example of the 3D CGI techniques I perfected and gave to George Lucas in 1976.

Amped for the Transformers Game

Even though I am over 112 years old I still think video games are the best entertainment in the world. Being immortal has its advantages and I have owned every video gaming system since they were first conceived. In fact, I invented the video game myself. Since I have no need for fame or money I gave the idea to a nerd named William Higinbotham in 1957. He foolishly never applied for a patent since he never thought the idea would take off and lost the rights. Dimwit! I'm glad he's not an immortal.